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An argument with your Uncle Ned turns violent when he suggests “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie you quote a famous line from the film as you whack him over the head with a fireplace poker.

Virgo (8/23-9/22) - Your family Christmas celebration comes to a screeching halt when you are jailed for domestic violence. Leo (7/23-8/22) - You are a stern anti-masker and you won’t even wear one at work, which becomes a problem because you are a bank robber and now you’re the only person in the building not wearing a mask and, of course, you are easily identifiable.

That ended last year when she received the chainsaw. Take it from us, your wife no longer wants you to add to her tool collection. Unfortunately, that causes you to miss the call from Publishers Clearing House you have always dreamed of receiving and they go to the next name on the list.Ĭancer (6/22-7/22) - Traditions are a big part of Christmas, but it may be time to toss your particular tradition to the side. After receiving the 87th spam call of the day you shatter your cell phone by throwing it against a wall. Gemini (5/21-6/21) - Your bad luck, which has followed you throughout life, continues. You arrive in Green Bay to temperatures of minus 4 degrees only to discover they have decided to celebrate Christmas in the Bahamas. Taurus (4/20-5/20) - You plan for weeks to surprise your parents in Wisconsin by visiting for the Christmas holiday. That excitement quickly ends when you discover the first book up for discussion is “The Greatest Sitcoms of All Time.” You are excited by the possibility of enlightened discussion. Aries (3/21-4/19) - You grow tired of sitting at home and binging on one TV series after another, so you decide to join a local book club.

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